Still Not Ok!: Eloise at the L Stop

So many fall trends gone awry on one young lady here. The giant red bow and a side pony tail, may be an attempt at crossbreeding feminine vintage and 80's Madonna inspirations. The gold fringe, perhaps a nod to some military styling. But I'm afraid to say, it's more likely this look is a hulking thrift store monster gagging on some runway looks that have been sitting in the fridge for a few months. Some styling tips from sweatpant shorts/mom bob friend are likely to blame.